P2P | June 04 2016 | 10.2 GBBehold, the one library that can make your great grandparents feel young again while they "bury the cane" on the sofa. Grandpa shoves an Elton John 8 Track up Grandma's ass and she squirts, grandpa has his first erection in 26 years even though grandma's boy shorts from when she was 23 now look like a redneck G-string on her. You walk in and ask the greatest line of all time: "What the literal fuck is going on in here?!?!?" Grandpa throws grandma's cane at your head and says "Well what the hell are you waiting for? Grab the damn video camera! This shit's going from 0-100 real damn quick, sonny!" How fucking lovely. And as if life couldn't get any worse for you young people, now there's Vintage Vibe - the sound of the 60's when your grandma bought her first dildo and your grandpa was scooping up dogshit, putting it in a bag, setting it on fire, before leaving it on the neighbor's porch and running for the hills to watch the neighbor try and put it out with his boot only to get his pants caught on fire and get his pecker burnt off and thus earning the fabulous nickname -"Dickless Dave". Now they are old, but they wanna feel young again. Well halle-fucking-lujah for the eagerly awaited invention of Vintage Vibe
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